comedy room

If you have something funny to say, this is where to put it. This room is meant to make you laugh.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

and this:
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

I know dark wolf was here somewhere. Don't report him. He'll get it and have to take action. LOL

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Dark Wolf wrote:and this:
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Good one dark wolf. LOL

I love this!  

Dark Wolf wrote:Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Here's a regular comedy room comic.

No matter how old, or bad ass you think you are, when a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it

Dark Wolf wrote:and this:
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

That's not so much funny as genius. That is actually a great idea. That is all.

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

 

Dark Wolf wrote:No matter how old, or bad ass you think you are, when a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it

So true. LOL

Steven26 wrote:

Dark Wolf wrote:and this:
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

That's not so much funny as genius. That is actually a great idea. That is all.

I know

RULE OF MATH:

If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong

Dark Wolf wrote:RULE OF MATH:

If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong

B-b-but, math is easy. To me, atleast. So I've been doing it wrong all these years? Damn.

I apologise for the swearing in my previous messages. Me and my friends use that language all the time so its grown to be almost natural. I had not read the rules at the time, and upon reading I returned to edit my post, although it had been rightfully deleted.

Steven26 wrote:

Dark Wolf wrote:RULE OF MATH:

If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong

B-b-but, math is easy. To me, atleast. So I've been doing it wrong all these years? Damn.

I apologise for the swearing in my previous messages. Me and my friends use that language all the time so its grown to be almost natural. I had not read the rules at the time, and upon reading I returned to edit my post, although it had been rightfully deleted.

Yup
And the swearing, well, I just I don't have a problem with it it's just that language may offend people and I really don't want that. Otherwise I'd be completely fine with it.

Steven26 wrote:

Dark Wolf wrote:RULE OF MATH:

If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong

I apologise for the swearing in my previous messages. Me and my friends use that language all the time so its grown to be almost natural. I had not read the rules at the time, and upon reading I returned to edit my post, although it had been rightfully deleted.

Here, you can if JB555 lets you. Apart from COPPA rules, he is in complete control

Dark Wolf wrote:

Steven26 wrote:

Dark Wolf wrote:RULE OF MATH:

If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong

I apologise for the swearing in my previous messages. Me and my friends use that language all the time so its grown to be almost natural. I had not read the rules at the time, and upon reading I returned to edit my post, although it had been rightfully deleted.

Here, you can if JB555 lets you. Apart from COPPA rules, he is in complete control

Dark wolf, read the rules.

I read them afterwards

Dark Wolf wrote:I read them afterwards

Oh
real party house rules. One, if you break something, mom will kill you. Two, shoes must be worn at all times. Three, if you don't get drunk you're driving. Four. Don't Pass out with shoes on. lol

JB555 wrote:

Dark Wolf wrote:I read them afterwards

Oh
real party house rules. One, if you break something, mom will kill you. Two, shoes must be worn at all times. Three, if you don't get drunk you're driving. Four. Don't Pass out with shoes on. lol

I'm safe from everything. I never break anything, I always wear my shoes, I never get drunk, I've never passed out.

How come I don't believe you Steven? But, if you don't get drunk you're driving.

Oh, Damn, that is a total reason to drink.

Even if it tastes really bad. I would prefer to live

Dark Wolf wrote:Oh, Damn, that is a total reason to drink.

Even if it tastes really bad. I would prefer to live

The hell with it. I'm drinking. I'm not gonna kill people because I didn't drink. I drove my dad's truck one time. I didn't crash though.

in fact, lets test it out